Drink Like Don Draper

The latest season of "Mad Men" might be over, but you can still drink like Don Draper. (I won't of, of course; I was saved.)

The OLD FASHIONED

1. Place a sugar cube into an old-fashioned glass. 

2. Shake on a dash of bitters.

3. Drop a teaspoon of water onto the cube. 

4. Muddle until dissolved. 

5. Add 2oz of Whiskey (or Rye) and stir. 

6. Add a twist of lemon, and some ice cubes. 

7. Say something demeaning to women and/or insult someone you care about. 

If you are against watering down alcohol with ice cubes, I have a set of these. (Never had any of the problems discussed in negative Amazon reviews.)