Drink Like Don Draper

The latest season of "Mad Men" might be over, but you can still drink like Don Draper. (I won't of, of course; I was saved.)

The OLD FASHIONED

1. Place a sugar cube into an old-fashioned glass. 

2. Shake on a dash of bitters.

3. Drop a teaspoon of water onto the cube. 

4. Muddle until dissolved. 

5. Add 2oz of Whiskey (or Rye) and stir. 

6. Add a twist of lemon, and some ice cubes. 

7. Say something demeaning to women and/or insult someone you care about. 

If you are against watering down alcohol with ice cubes, I have a set of these. (Never had any of the problems discussed in negative Amazon reviews.)

The Batter Royale

Check out Bake and Destroy for a nifty contest that combines Pro-Wrestling and Cakes. I have to look through the previous entries to see what has and has not been done before.

Is the world ready for the likes of Jake "The Cake" Roberts, Dean Meringue-o, The UnderCaker, The Red Velvet Rooster, or. . .

I could be here all day. . .